that akward moment when the creep in the car next to you looks over at you and stares. doesn’t give up until you start moving.

Once, I found this really bizarre message board where people were posting likely-bogus stories about uncomfortable sexual encounters. LOLOL

im a creep and i love to creep people out on a regular basis.oooooOOOooohhhhh YYYYeeaeeaaahhhhh….

I was walking down the road, while it was quite drak and some guy started to follow me. I started to run because my hóuse was only half a mile away. I quickly looked behind me and he ws running to so i started to run faster. Then it had been about a minute and i looked again and he had fallen over. It was funny because his face was bleeding.

A few days ago, while I was waiting in the car for my relatives to get some bloodwork done, I saw this really creepy old guy talking to himslef in the car beside me. Eventually, he started shouting out of the window at random people. I could tell you that I was scared the whole time until he left. The car was off with the windows open.

So about two years ago (i was fourteen) my mom, cousins, aunt, and I were heading into NYC for my other cousin’s 30th birthday party. We had taken the subway and were in the station when I accidentally bumped into this guy. He must have been in his forties and he was with (presumably) his 70 something father. I said “oh sorry” and smiled apologetically and he then replied “no problem”, winked, and smiled this really creepy smile. The worst part: his DAD winked too! They both stayed staring at me as we walked away….the creep seed does not fall far from the creep tree.

i was working at a supermarket and this girl came in and was really annoying me because she kept looking at me up and down in that snotty way girls do for some reason and she was getting on my nerves. eventually i just went up to her and said “ok what is the deal with you coz your staring at me and its getting on my nerves” and she was like “oh sorry i was only staring at you coz you’re really hot.” then she gave me her number and throughout my whole shift she was staring at me and when she caught my eye she would wink. and thats not the end of the story. at first i thought she must be joking or something but then she found out what shifts i was working and she would come there all the time. eventually i got my boyfriend to pick me up every night because she would follow me to my car until i told the police WHAT A CREEP!!N HOW EMBARRASSMENT!!!

i went on holiday with my family one time and my mum’s uncle can’t sit properly. he sat at the head of the table at afternoon tea and i sat next to him and he kept thrusting his boner and looking at me. WHAT A CREEP!

iwas at this party and alcohol was everywhere i was pretty stoned and i passed out anyway my “friend” Hannah wrote a sign on my head -free sex- and i guess everyone took to that and well i woke up naked covered in white sticky stuff

About 10 minutes ago as I was walking down the street about to turn a corner to get to a gas station and I saw a guy with a small duffel bag. He looked drunk…Immediatly upon seeing me he dropped the bag and stared at me with a blank expression. I continued to the store and got some cigs. On my way out the guy asks me if I want to make 100 bucks. Knowing that it is 3 am and that it couldn’t be anything not horrible so i reply no and keep walking. He follows me and says “I’ll give you 140 bucks if you let me suck you off! I run away.

My girlfriend and I were in the girls restroom at our school, and we were kissing and just having fun in one of the stalls. We suddenly hear a huge splash and a grunt, followed by a thud as someone hit the floor, we quickly adjusted ourselves and ran from the stall, to look in the one next to ours. Who’d have known, laying on the floor with his feet in the toilet is her ex boyfriend, with a video camera in his hand. What a creep!

Today I’m at the starbucks and need to go to the restroom. Right before I can reach it a pot bellied mexican goes in. I’m waiting and waiting and I turn the handle a couple of times to make sure he knows somebody is waiting. Finally, after 15 minutes he walks out with a idiot’s grin on his face. I go into the restroom and I see a big load of sperm inside the bottom of the toilet!
What a Creep!

okay so I am sitting in class and some weird guy sits behind me right. well he is super smart so I was always nice to him cause this is math, my worst subject. he always gave me his homework to copy. I was acing this class because of him. one day I forgot to ask for his homework but he gave me his number a couple months ago if I needed anything. well I called him and he said he would bring it over. I think he got the wrong idea cause when he got to my house he just walked right in and called me I came down stairs to find him with a long coat open to see his junk just hanging out. not really hanging if you know what I mean. he then came towards me and said my name in this weird tone, and said to take him. that I was the only one worthy to… CREEP ALERT RIGHT I ended up having to switch classes after my mom called the cops on him and got a restraining order on him that one weird weird day.

Alright, before i start i just want to say i’m a really heavy sleeper. ok then, A few nights ago, i took the train at 3 in the morning after a late party. I got on the carriage where two old men were talking on the seats. I went down up to the upper level of the train and sat down listening to my music. I must have fallen asleep, but when i woke up, the two old men had taken off all my clothes except my socks and one of them was inches away from licking my breasts while the other was slowly stroking my private area. I punched both in the face and ran off only just able to grab my panties. I ran home pretty much naked because of them. ARGGHHH!!! WHAT CREEPSS!!

First I was at canned grocery outlet in Chico, it was summer 118 plus degrees and there was an old man behind me in line. He wearing an O2 cannula with no 02 tank attached to it. He had longish stringy white hair, military tatoos on his big arms, an unshaven face and rotting teeth. (turned on yet?) I could feel him check out my ass, and he was making that “suffocated” breathing sound empysema patients make when they’ve just had a forbidden cigarette. I got out of that store and went to the next one. He was there…following me with his cart, he appeared out of no where ( i drove 5 miles away, i dont’ know how he found me). So i kinda skated through the cereal aisle till i came to the sanitary napkins figuring he wouldn’t be that desparate to huff and puff through depends and tampons to find me. I was wrong. He just grunted and stopped and stared. I gave a little “hello” acknowledgment and hightailed it out of there. As i was unloading my groceries in the trunk of my car i could feel something creepy staring at me. I looked behind me and he was pulled up next to me in a ratty old ford fairlane, O2 cannula still stuck in his nostrils riding solo. I said, can i HELP you? He wheezed out at me, “SO, can i get your number or what?” what a determined creep…

at filthy men’s room in Penn Station NYC, I went to use the Urinal this Creep-faggot came stood right next to me, eventhough there were 20 more empty urinals, starts staring…sorry lirking at my dick, than this other creep as I was washing my hands checking out my jacket’s size about to steal it right in front of me

Ok I totally forgot about this one. It happened just a couple of months ago. I am a massage therapist and lately have just been taking work on the side. The first time I worked on this guy (indian gent who owned the liquor store i frequented for over a year) he came to my house for a massage. He hardly spoke english so i handed him a blanket gestured to him to head for the bathroom to change down to his shorts and come out covered up in the blanked. He looked at me blankly, removed his watch and placed it on a table, then proceeded to drop trou right in front of me. short, skinny legs and hairy all over, i took in the fact that he left his thick gold neck chain on. The hour of work was uncomfortable for me, he kept talking to me in iranian and he didn’t leave a tip…creep

I wasnt even creeped out by all the drive-by’s in my new neighborhood but I was after I recognized most of my neighbors being described in yours stories. Anyway…

I was 11 and walking with some friends to a pond in our neighborhood. A middle aged man drove up in a station wagon to ask my friends and I directions to somewhere. At first I only noticed that he was wearing a baseball hat and a whistle around his neck. Then, right before he drove off to wherever another kid and myself noticed that the “coachs’” weiner was out and lying on a white hanky as he pet it like a poodle. My first CREEEEEEEPPPPPP!

It was my first day back to work as a nurse after a week on vacation. My patient was a bigger gentleman and asked if I could assist him with the urinal, since he was too heavy to move out of the bed. As I was giving him an extra hand, I was a little confused with his equipment. At first I thought it was just me being crazy but then I realized he had a vag with a ball sack. Oh yeah, and it was Monday morning. WHAT A CREEP.

The other day, I decided to be a compete moron and took the subway by myself, early in the morning. The platform was empty except for one man, so I walked all the way down the the end. He followed. I entered an empty compartment on one side and walked all the way to the other side and sat down. He followed and sat one seat away. I tried to ignore him and read a book but he just kept talking to me about random things. Finally he moves to sit beside me, puts his hand on my thigh and tell me he has a magic gift to make me happy. I ran off the train. WHAT A CREEP!

While I was at my restaurant earlier, I escorted an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was “the red light district.” I thought he was just kidding until I placed down the menus and he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, “You know, you’re really sexy.” WHAT A CREEP!

I worked at a soup kitchen held when I was 12. I went to use the bathroom in the church rec room and this homeless lady who I had just served lunch to, entered the stall beside me. I could see her spread her legs and pee right there on the floor. She never even pulled down her underwear or tights too, just peed right through them! WHAT A CREEP!

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily last week. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. WHAT A CREEP!

This brings me back to a time when I was a mere six years old. After stealing a candy bar from the cornerstore, I was vigorously eating it outside when a priest approached me. After making me feel extremely guilty about the steal, we went into a local Starbucks bathroom for some private confession. I was in one stall, Father Aquinas was the other. I heard what I now know was a man trying to ejaculate his priestly seed all over the bathroom floor. I opened the door to leave, and Father Aquinas violated me while he prayed with his milky stained rosary. WHAT A CREEP!

I seem to attract weird people on public transport. I travel by train a lot and I always like to have a seat where there is a table.

One day I boarded a train at london paddington, put my luggage safely on the rach and switched my ipod on. I was comfortable and relaxed and just listening to my music when an older man appeared and sat opposite me – he looked like a “city gent,” wearing a suit and carrying a brief case. After sitting down, he stared at me, making me feel uncomfortable, and then suddenly started to pick his nose. He picked his nose like his life depended on it and I was starting to feel really uneasy as he stared at me the whole time.

He finished picking his nose and I thought to myself “dirty so and so”..lol, then he proceeded to put his finger in his mouth and eat what he had picked from his nose. He repeated this, picking his nose and eating it until I finally told him that he’s the most disgusting man I’ve ever met. I then collected my belongings and found another seat.

This was definately my weirdest experiance on public transport. It seemed like he was enjoying me seeing him doing something so revolting. Yuck, WHAT A CREEP!!

On my way home from work, I noticed that a creepy looking guy had started following me. When I stopped at an intersection he walked up next to me and asked me for my name. I immediately gave him a fake one. He laughed and then gave a creepy smirk and said “I hope we meet again” followed by my real name. First AND last. I realized I still had my name tag on from work, but seriously, WHAT A CREEP!

Earlier today, I saw my uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my panties and sniffing them as he hummed to himself at the same time. He didn’t see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock and when I backed away he was still smelling them. WHAT A CREEP!

Today, I caught my younger brother trying on my mom’s pantyhose. WHAT A FUTURE CREEP!

I’ve been trying endlessly to find new tenants for a property that will become vacant in less than a month. A week ago, I thought I found some prospective tenants that seemed genuinely interested in the place. After a short tour, which excluded one of the bedrooms the current tenant was “sleeping” in, we gathered in the kitchen to talk logistics. No sooner than I begin discussing the terms of the lease, a loud angry grunting begins to erupt from behind the bedroom door. Too distracted to continue discussing the lease, we all stood there in an awkward moment where the only sound in the entire apartment was the echo of some guy vigorously pleasing himself. Within 30 seconds, the noises stopped and we all stood there in silence. The awkward moment turned creepy when the tenant casually walked out of the bedroom, greeted everyone with a lazy smile, and then proceeded to the bathroom. WHAT A CREEP.