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June 11th, 2010 on 6:04 pm
Two weeks ago my friend had a majorly alchohol-ridden party. Harmelss, right? NOOOO. Two CREEPs walked in asking for me and, well, i guess i passed out from all the drinks i had, so i woke up the next morning with white sticky stuff on my lip and no clothes!!! Creep #1 was shoving his dick in my mouth vigorously, while another was rubbing and LICKING (blurrrgh!!!) my ta-tas!!!! OMG OMG what creeps!!!! *still scared going to parties…!!*
May 17th, 2010 on 8:30 am
My girlfriend and I were in the girls restroom at our school, and we were kissing and just having fun in one of the stalls. We suddenly hear a huge splash and a grunt, followed by a thud as someone hit the floor, we quickly adjusted ourselves and ran from the stall, to look in the one next to ours. Who’d have known, laying on the floor with his feet in the toilet is her ex boyfriend, with a video camera in his hand. What a creep!
May 15th, 2010 on 4:55 am
I was at the bus-stop waiting to get the bus home from school (I’m 14) when a guy stands behind me breathing really heavily, and goes: “Hey sweetie”. I walk away, but when I look back he’s fondling himself and smiling. FINALLY my bus comes, and he stays at the bus stop, smiling and waving. WHAT A CREEP!
May 9th, 2010 on 2:16 pm
Today I’m at the starbucks and need to go to the restroom. Right before I can reach it a pot bellied mexican goes in. I’m waiting and waiting and I turn the handle a couple of times to make sure he knows somebody is waiting. Finally, after 15 minutes he walks out with a idiot’s grin on his face. I go into the restroom and I see a big load of sperm inside the bottom of the toilet!
What a Creep!
April 11th, 2010 on 4:04 am
Ok so i was on youtube right and i click on this video called ginger’s do have souls. and then some soul less ginger pops up on the screen yelling at me that i wasn’t god. seriously: WHAT A FAT GINGER.
March 18th, 2010 on 1:38 am
okay so I am sitting in class and some weird guy sits behind me right. well he is super smart so I was always nice to him cause this is math, my worst subject. he always gave me his homework to copy. I was acing this class because of him. one day I forgot to ask for his homework but he gave me his number a couple months ago if I needed anything. well I called him and he said he would bring it over. I think he got the wrong idea cause when he got to my house he just walked right in and called me I came down stairs to find him with a long coat open to see his junk just hanging out. not really hanging if you know what I mean. he then came towards me and said my name in this weird tone, and said to take him. that I was the only one worthy to… CREEP ALERT RIGHT I ended up having to switch classes after my mom called the cops on him and got a restraining order on him that one weird weird day.
March 16th, 2010 on 4:07 pm
I was jogging with my cousin down her street, and on the corner of that street there is this house, that a bunch of mexican or at least hispanic guys live, but at some point in the day they all walk down the street to ANOTHER house, but that part is for later in the story. Anyways, we were jogging down the street, but we knew we were going to have to run past the corner house, but we didnt know that those guys were really there at the time. So anyways, we run on by, minding our own business, and a bunch of them are just sitting in the yard :/. As we are running by,one of them whistles at me, and then proceeds to make a purring noise, and then muttered some creepy ass phrase in spanish. Later in the day we were going to the corner store and we were walking back to my cousin’s house, and from their other house at the other end of the street, the hispanic men proceeded to scream EXTREMELY obscene things at us, about how they wanted to do things to us. It was disgusting. WHAT A BUNCH OF CREEPS!!
February 19th, 2010 on 9:37 pm
Alright, before i start i just want to say i’m a really heavy sleeper. ok then, A few nights ago, i took the train at 3 in the morning after a late party. I got on the carriage where two old men were talking on the seats. I went down up to the upper level of the train and sat down listening to my music. I must have fallen asleep, but when i woke up, the two old men had taken off all my clothes except my socks and one of them was inches away from licking my breasts while the other was slowly stroking my private area. I punched both in the face and ran off only just able to grab my panties. I ran home pretty much naked because of them. ARGGHHH!!! WHAT CREEPSS!!
January 16th, 2010 on 4:24 am
I have known this guy who is a friend was of mine for 13 years. I used to let him use my computer and hang out at my home my mom lives with me and is like cool glad you have great friends so that he had a place to relax and out of the public eye. I thought of this guy like a little brother and I thought I could trust him after all the years I knew him He is an entertainer. Well one day My Mom was at the house and this guy shows up. She was like hey come on in James is at work and I am just getting ready to relax a little and watch TV. Well the guy says ok well can I use the computer? Mom said” Yes, its ok we trust you” Well he goes and locks himself in my bedroom where the computer is. After about 2-3 hours I come home and knock on the door. I heard quick typing and he open the door. Well that night after he left I did a history look up and come to find out he was watching porn and jacking off the whole time. WHAT A CREEP!
December 3rd, 2009 on 4:21 am
First I was at canned grocery outlet in Chico, it was summer 118 plus degrees and there was an old man behind me in line. He wearing an O2 cannula with no 02 tank attached to it. He had longish stringy white hair, military tatoos on his big arms, an unshaven face and rotting teeth. (turned on yet?) I could feel him check out my ass, and he was making that “suffocated” breathing sound empysema patients make when they’ve just had a forbidden cigarette. I got out of that store and went to the next one. He was there…following me with his cart, he appeared out of no where ( i drove 5 miles away, i dont’ know how he found me). So i kinda skated through the cereal aisle till i came to the sanitary napkins figuring he wouldn’t be that desparate to huff and puff through depends and tampons to find me. I was wrong. He just grunted and stopped and stared. I gave a little “hello” acknowledgment and hightailed it out of there. As i was unloading my groceries in the trunk of my car i could feel something creepy staring at me. I looked behind me and he was pulled up next to me in a ratty old ford fairlane, O2 cannula still stuck in his nostrils riding solo. I said, can i HELP you? He wheezed out at me, “SO, can i get your number or what?” what a determined creep…
December 1st, 2009 on 7:36 pm
i think this happened about a few days ago…okay so i was walking down the street to the corner store to buy some soda. i got into the store and there is only the clerk and this guy hunched over the chips. i ignore the dude and go get my soda. as i got to pay for it, i feel someone lurking over my shoulder, i dont turn around because im too lazy to see what the hell is going on. so i’m about to pay the clerk guy when all of a sudden i hear a sniffing sound and someone go “your hair smells rather fruity. its REALLY nice.” i quickly grabbed my sodda and turned to the guy behind me and went “wat the f*** man!”….he gave me the willies >.<
November 6th, 2009 on 11:32 pm
at filthy men’s room in Penn Station NYC, I went to use the Urinal this Creep-faggot came stood right next to me, eventhough there were 20 more empty urinals, starts staring…sorry lirking at my dick, than this other creep as I was washing my hands checking out my jacket’s size about to steal it right in front of me
November 6th, 2009 on 2:01 am
i went into the bathroom of my house, took a piss, washed my hands and while im washing i look in my mirror and notice this weird guy just staring at me.hes there verytime i look in that mirror,,What A Creep
November 4th, 2009 on 9:44 pm
Ok I totally forgot about this one. It happened just a couple of months ago. I am a massage therapist and lately have just been taking work on the side. The first time I worked on this guy (indian gent who owned the liquor store i frequented for over a year) he came to my house for a massage. He hardly spoke english so i handed him a blanket gestured to him to head for the bathroom to change down to his shorts and come out covered up in the blanked. He looked at me blankly, removed his watch and placed it on a table, then proceeded to drop trou right in front of me. short, skinny legs and hairy all over, i took in the fact that he left his thick gold neck chain on. The hour of work was uncomfortable for me, he kept talking to me in iranian and he didn’t leave a tip…creep
October 9th, 2009 on 2:11 am
So I was walking downtown and I came to a corner beside an alleyway and this hobo said to me “Do have a dollar? I need to pay for medical bills, my water just broke” The hobo was a guy.
WHAT A CREEP!
October 4th, 2009 on 5:20 pm
I wasnt even creeped out by all the drive-by’s in my new neighborhood but I was after I recognized most of my neighbors being described in yours stories. Anyway…
I was 11 and walking with some friends to a pond in our neighborhood. A middle aged man drove up in a station wagon to ask my friends and I directions to somewhere. At first I only noticed that he was wearing a baseball hat and a whistle around his neck. Then, right before he drove off to wherever another kid and myself noticed that the “coachs’” weiner was out and lying on a white hanky as he pet it like a poodle. My first CREEEEEEEPPPPPP!
July 31st, 2009 on 3:56 pm
At work the other day, it was just my boss and I. He looked right at me and ripped the biggest fart I have ever heard. Then took a huge slurp of his coffee like nothing had happened and went back to work. WHAT A CREEP!!!
July 29th, 2009 on 4:34 pm
It was my first day back to work as a nurse after a week on vacation. My patient was a bigger gentleman and asked if I could assist him with the urinal, since he was too heavy to move out of the bed. As I was giving him an extra hand, I was a little confused with his equipment. At first I thought it was just me being crazy but then I realized he had a vag with a ball sack. Oh yeah, and it was Monday morning. WHAT A CREEP.
July 18th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
So, I walked into the bathroom at work to do a number one. The stall is just past the urinal and I thought I’d just head straight for the stall for a little more privacy. Well, I was moving fast, too fast, and almost stepped into the stall when I saw my boss’s fat, hairy legs. He was sitting on the toilet, doing his business, and didn’t even bother to close the door. (There was nothing wrong with the stall door. I checked it later.) I pretty much didn’t have to “go” after that cause it shocked me so much, I about “went” on myself! What a Creep!
July 18th, 2009 on 10:59 am
The other day, I decided to be a compete moron and took the subway by myself, early in the morning. The platform was empty except for one man, so I walked all the way down the the end. He followed. I entered an empty compartment on one side and walked all the way to the other side and sat down. He followed and sat one seat away. I tried to ignore him and read a book but he just kept talking to me about random things. Finally he moves to sit beside me, puts his hand on my thigh and tell me he has a magic gift to make me happy. I ran off the train. WHAT A CREEP!
July 1st, 2009 on 3:59 pm
So yesterday I went down the hall to go the restroom at my office. The set up in this bathroom is not conducive to “The Man Rule” having only two side by side urinals. So, I go to the right urinal and this Indian man comes in and proceeds to go to the left. After about 10 seconds he absolutely unloads 3 farts that seemingly shook the building. He then turns and looks at my with this huge smile on his face. WHAT A CREEP!!!!
June 19th, 2009 on 9:44 pm
While I was at my restaurant earlier, I escorted an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was “the red light district.” I thought he was just kidding until I placed down the menus and he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, “You know, you’re really sexy.” WHAT A CREEP!
June 18th, 2009 on 6:41 pm
I was at the mall earlier with some friends and as were walking through the food court, we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize that this guy is actually my DAD! He tried to disguise himself in sunglasses and a hat. Oh yeah, and the lady? Yeah, she wasn’t my mom. WHAT A CREEP!
June 12th, 2009 on 4:37 pm
I worked at a soup kitchen held when I was 12. I went to use the bathroom in the church rec room and this homeless lady who I had just served lunch to, entered the stall beside me. I could see her spread her legs and pee right there on the floor. She never even pulled down her underwear or tights too, just peed right through them! WHAT A CREEP!
June 11th, 2009 on 5:32 pm
Go to this site and read below. UGHHHH so creepy!
http://www.cleanishappy.com/
Ok, so I know this website has gone around a bit, but I haven’t seen this many creepy looking normal people in all my life. I don’t know what’s creepier, the fact that you see all their asses before they introduce themselves to you, or the fact that they are so gungho about a jet stream of fresh water up their ass followed by a burst of hot air. The old guy is the creepiest by far. Look at him, he is just begging for that jet stream. This is the type of guy you find serving the Koolaid at cult meetings. WHAT A CREEP!
P.S. I think there should be a section for normal looking creeps on this site!
June 10th, 2009 on 9:06 pm
I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily last week. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. WHAT A CREEP!
June 10th, 2009 on 6:12 pm
My dog farted. WHATACREEPEPEPEPEP!
June 10th, 2009 on 5:45 pm
This brings me back to a time when I was a mere six years old. After stealing a candy bar from the cornerstore, I was vigorously eating it outside when a priest approached me. After making me feel extremely guilty about the steal, we went into a local Starbucks bathroom for some private confession. I was in one stall, Father Aquinas was the other. I heard what I now know was a man trying to ejaculate his priestly seed all over the bathroom floor. I opened the door to leave, and Father Aquinas violated me while he prayed with his milky stained rosary. WHAT A CREEP!
June 10th, 2009 on 2:23 pm
I was in the bathroom at the mall and a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn’t get the memo that urinals aren’t used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his sex life. WHAT A CREEP!
June 9th, 2009 on 7:42 pm
I seem to attract weird people on public transport. I travel by train a lot and I always like to have a seat where there is a table.
One day I boarded a train at london paddington, put my luggage safely on the rach and switched my ipod on. I was comfortable and relaxed and just listening to my music when an older man appeared and sat opposite me – he looked like a “city gent,” wearing a suit and carrying a brief case. After sitting down, he stared at me, making me feel uncomfortable, and then suddenly started to pick his nose. He picked his nose like his life depended on it and I was starting to feel really uneasy as he stared at me the whole time.
He finished picking his nose and I thought to myself “dirty so and so”..lol, then he proceeded to put his finger in his mouth and eat what he had picked from his nose. He repeated this, picking his nose and eating it until I finally told him that he’s the most disgusting man I’ve ever met. I then collected my belongings and found another seat.
This was definately my weirdest experiance on public transport. It seemed like he was enjoying me seeing him doing something so revolting. Yuck, WHAT A CREEP!!
June 9th, 2009 on 1:05 pm
As I was walking to work today, I noticed a homeless man on the side of the street begging for change. Being in a rather good mood, I gave him a dollar bill. Upon handing it over, he immediately brought the dollar bill up to his nose and took a huge whiff, followed by a creepy “ahhhhh” sound – like he had just relieved himself. Needless to say, I then proceeded to quickly back away. WHAT A CREEP!
June 8th, 2009 on 1:51 pm
On my way home from work, I noticed that a creepy looking guy had started following me. When I stopped at an intersection he walked up next to me and asked me for my name. I immediately gave him a fake one. He laughed and then gave a creepy smirk and said “I hope we meet again” followed by my real name. First AND last. I realized I still had my name tag on from work, but seriously, WHAT A CREEP!
June 6th, 2009 on 2:30 pm
Worst bus ride ever! I get on the bus and see that there are no more (acceptable) seats, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall head first onto the man’s lap. WHAT A CREEP!
June 5th, 2009 on 11:34 pm
Earlier today, I saw my uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my panties and sniffing them as he hummed to himself at the same time. He didn’t see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock and when I backed away he was still smelling them. WHAT A CREEP!
June 4th, 2009 on 9:20 pm
I work at a local Verizon cell phone store, today, a customer came in looking to purchase a new phone. After giving me a ration of shit about how our service sucks she finally gave in and purchased a new phone. While I was going into the back room to get the phone she blurted out “make sure its a new one”. That was the straw that broke the camels back. I took the “new” phone out of the packaging and rubbed my dick all over it. I placed the phone back into the packaging and proceed to ring up the customer. Have a nice day bitch. I’m a CREEEEEEP!
June 4th, 2009 on 3:42 pm
Today, I caught my younger brother trying on my mom’s pantyhose. WHAT A FUTURE CREEP!
June 4th, 2009 on 10:51 am
Today, I was in woodshop class listening to my creepy teach lecture on about our upcoming project. He came over to our table where my hand was settled on the edge of the workbench where he proceeded to press his junk up against my hand. WHAT A CREEP!!!!
June 4th, 2009 on 12:36 am
I’ve been trying endlessly to find new tenants for a property that will become vacant in less than a month. A week ago, I thought I found some prospective tenants that seemed genuinely interested in the place. After a short tour, which excluded one of the bedrooms the current tenant was “sleeping” in, we gathered in the kitchen to talk logistics. No sooner than I begin discussing the terms of the lease, a loud angry grunting begins to erupt from behind the bedroom door. Too distracted to continue discussing the lease, we all stood there in an awkward moment where the only sound in the entire apartment was the echo of some guy vigorously pleasing himself. Within 30 seconds, the noises stopped and we all stood there in silence. The awkward moment turned creepy when the tenant casually walked out of the bedroom, greeted everyone with a lazy smile, and then proceeded to the bathroom. WHAT A CREEP.
June 4th, 2009 on 12:03 am
Today, my boss hired a new support guy and asked that I quickly show him the ropes. Within five minutes of showing him to his cube, I overhear him making a call to his wife: “Hey it’s me..so after talking to some people here, it seems like the job security is better than I thought. Yup, I know, it is good news. So anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I won’t be pursuing that offer from the homosexual website after all.” Great work, boss! WHAT A CREEP.
June 3rd, 2009 on 11:37 pm
Last night as I was bringing the trash down to the curb, I noticed that the sky was incredibly clear. Being pretty drunk, I stood there with trash barrels in hand and my head pointed up towards the sky – swaying back and forth every now and then; most likely from the shots of jack I took earlier. After a while – content with the evening sky – I returned my head to its normal position…only to find the mom from across the street standing with her teenage daughter in her open bedroom window – both staring me down with arms crossed – shocked that I was apparently trying to peep into her window. Seconds later, she slammed the blinds shut. Now, every time they see me, they’ll be thinking one thing: WHAT A CREEP.