COLLIER COUNTY — A van, a light and a lack of clothes landed a Lehigh Acres man in the slammer on Monday after Collier Sheriff’s officials said he exposed himself to two women in the parking lot of a store off Juliet Boulevard.

According to Sheriff’s reports, deputies arrived at the store’s parking lot after a woman and her daughter reported seeing a naked man, later identified as David Todd Napodano, 42, stand-up inside a white van and shake his hips at them.

Once on the scene, deputies located Napodano’s 2004 Chevrolet box-truck van in the parking lot.

Reports said deputies spotted a still naked Napodano inside “in plain view” an hour after he flashed the victims.

When deputies spoke with Napodano, he told them he had “explosive diarrhea” and he was using his underwear to clean himself, according to the report. But upon examining Napodano’s underwear, deputies found no evidence of uncontrolled bowels, according to the report.

Napodano, of the 200 block of Ivan Avenue N., Lehigh Acres, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

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