Happy Halloween Everyone! Watch out for all the extra creeps prowling the streets tonight!

This has to be one of the best pumpkin carvings I’ve ever seen. Very graphic and creepy! You can check out more of these at Villafane Studios

Designed in the 1950s for the stubborn children of america who would resist wearing a normal gas mask during a chemical weapons attack. What’s worse is that Disney actually signed off on this. Really though, could you imagine anything creepier than a bunch of soldiers wearing these and running right at you?! AGHHH!!!

Man ponders what could have been and is reassured his wife made the right decision.

Inanimate Grandma definately does NOT pass the “arm test”

Another creepy inanimate from my new favorite sculptor, Ron Mueck:

Do you realize how long it must have taken the artist to create this sculpture?  Every painstaking detail must have taken hours upon hours…including his balls.  Even creepier, do you think this is a representation of an actual “model” who probably sat out in all his glory for a full day in order for the “artist” to capture his every creepy detail? Yikes…I bet he smelled.

Stop looking at my balls

When I first noticed this thing, the back of it was facing me; naturally, I assumed it was a normal wind chime until a big gust of wind proved me wrong – quickly spinning it around until it stopped point blank in my direction. I half expected it to start singing one of those muppet songs.  Good ‘ol creepy ass wind chime. I wish I stole it.

Would you want this Doctor carrying your inanimate babies????