Catharine Gregory, a 35-year old Ohio “woman,” faces charges after stealing money out of a purse at a courthouse restroom. Creep!

Bomb Probe Turns up Vibrator

APRIL 19–A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an individual might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up “a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch” in his pants pocket.

Though Ferrini claimed that the wire was connected to an anal vibrator, officers became suspicious when he subsequently “began to explain his knowledge of explosives and bomb making.” So they called in El Dorado County’s “explosive ordinance disposal” team and, at 5:45 AM, evacuated “all unnecessary personnel” from the CHP’s South Lake Tahoe office. At about 9 AM, the bomb squad “rendered the device safe” and determined it was not dangerous.

The report does not indicate why more than three hours passed before the vibrator was found not to be an explosive device. “The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property,” according to report, which does not identify the CHP employee tasked with that unfortunate evidence collection responsibility.

via The Smoking Gun

PHILADELPHIA (CBS/AP) Matthew Clemmens might have had a bad time at the Wednesday night Phillies game, but not nearly as bad a time as the 11-year-old he (allegedly) threw up on – intentionally. Allegedly. Police say that the 21-year-old Clemmons shoved his fingers down his throat and vomited on the 11-year-old daughter of off-duty Easton Police Capt. Michael Vangelo, then allegedly slugged the cop in the head several times.

“It was the most vile, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been a cop for 20 years.”

The display was apparently the climax to several innings’ worth of vile behavior and harassment from Clemmens and his cohort, who was ejected from the stadium right before Clemmens regurgitated on the young girl, according to the Daily News.

The trouble started “the minute we sat down at the game,” Vangelo said. He said Clemmens and his friend were seated in the row behind him and his family cursing loudly until Vangelo’s 15-year-old daughter asked them to stop, according to the paper. That’s when things really started to get ugly.

“One guy started spitting . . . first it landed on the back of my daughter’s chair. Then it landed on her hooded sweatshirt,” Vangelo recounted Thursday.

Vangelo reported the behavior to an usher who promptly kicked the spitter out. But the harassment didn’t stop with him, says Vangelo, claiming he saw Clemmens stick his fingers down his throat and lean over his family. He says he tried to move his family out of harm’s way but didn’t quite move fast enough.

Philadelphia police say Clemmens also punched Vangelo and vomited on an officer.

Clemmens is in custody on charges including assault and harassment.

via CBSNews

George Watter Jolicoeur is accused of stealing food or conning businesses out of refunds.

George Jolicoeur, 38, tried to get $50 out of a 7-11 by saying his beef jerky was moldy. Officials say his racket was the go to stores and try to get refunds by saying his food was bad.

Police then “linked” other food frauds to the Sanford, Fla., man after the jerky incident, and he was eventually charged with five counts of beef jerky theft

via [The Palm News Post]

Man Allegedly Stole Panties at Open Houses

WAUWATOSA – A Hales Corners man has been charged with three misdemeanor counts of theft after police say he attended real estate open houses in the Milwaukee area and stole women’s underwear from the homes.

According to Wauwatosa police:

Robert Remiker, 58, attended open houses in the 2300 block of North 62nd Street in Wauwatosa, as well as Greenfield and Franklin. Realtors and other visitors to the Wauwatosa open house said they saw Remiker opening drawers and taking items. When he was stopped by police, they found plastic bags containing eight pairs of underwear and printouts of Internet listings for area open houses.

via WTMJ

Man used shoe camera to look up skirts at mall

INDIANAPOLIS – A 40-year-old Fort Wayne, Ind., man was booked Sunday after he was caught using a shoe camera to peek under women’s dresses at Castleton Square Mall, police said.

Indianapolis Metropolitan Police said David Delagrange targeted women in dresses, then stood close enough to place his right foot between their feet.

About 9:30 p.m. Saturday, an IMPD officer working part time at the mall approached Delagrange after someone reported him for acting suspiciously.

Delagrange was shocked with a taser after police said he resisted the officer.

After he was in custody, police said, they found a sophisticated camera/audio recording system Delagrange apparently had built.

They said the system was made up of a camera attached to Delagrange’s right shoe, with controls for video and audio in his pockets. Police said he had been taking video of women under their dresses and skirts without them being aware.

District detectives were able to obtain search warrants for storage devices in his home and vehicle. Police said one of the females in the mall is thought to be a juvenile.

Delagrange faces preliminary charges for voyeurism, resisting law enforcement and felony child exploitation.

via AZCentral.com

Some of you may remember the random creep I found in a Facebook ad that I blogged about last week. Well, he’s back!

I almost fell out of my chair when I noticed this same random creep showed up in another ad; albeit, this time, it was completely out of context for him to be there. So who is this creep and why is he invading ad space across the internet? I mean the first ad COULD have been on purpose, but come on, this ad is targeting moms who want to pursue higher education. So what’s the deal with throwing his mug in there? Maybe it’s a subliminal message saying that if you don’t get your ass some higher education, the best you can hope for is to end up with a creep like the one pictured here.

(CNN) — Former child actor Gary Coleman remained in a Utah lock-up Monday after being booked on an outstanding warrant relating to a domestic violence case, authorities said.

“He’s still our guest here,” Utah County sheriff’s spokesman Lt. Dennis Harris said Monday afternoon.

Police visited Coleman’s Santaquin City, Utah, home Sunday in response to a civil disturbance call, but no criminal charges were filed, a police spokeswoman said.

A computer check, however, revealed a misdemeanor failure to appear in court warrant for the former “Diff’rent Strokes” star stemming from a domestic violence incident last year, the spokeswoman said.

via CNN

Shout out to Dave for the tip!

I was using Facebook earlier when all of a sudden my peripheral vision picked something up: a creep!

But, wait a minute, whatacreep.com does not advertise on Facebook.  What can this be?

Ohhh, well apparently Facebook just THINKS you’re a creep if you make less than $45,000 a year.  And all of you thought WE stereotyped!